Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Sweet Jokes

Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne
bachchon ko karne denge.

"U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of Ur mail id"

There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.

If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its
If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say there
Is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.

Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife
If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with
other kidney.

What's the diff between Dava &d Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and
Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir Chad ke bolegi.

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain
Wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai

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