A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon.When they got back,the bride immediately called her mother."Well," said hermother, "so how was the honeymoon?""Oh mama"' she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic"...suddenly she burst out crying."But, mama, as soon as wereturned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd neverheard before!I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've gotto take me home! Please mama!
"Sarah, Sarah", her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay withyour husband and work this out.Now, tell me, what could be soawful? What 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you mama," wept the daughter. I'm so embarrassed,they're just too awful! Come get me, please!""Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset.Tell your motherthese horrible words!"
Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used words like: dust, wash, iron,and cook..."
"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother
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