mistaken motive

One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman becameaware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He startedby running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ranhis hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded torun his hand gently down her side,
sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a pointbelow her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one sideand the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. Hisgentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and hereturned to do the same to her right thigh
By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little tobetter position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to hisside of the bed.
"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.
He whispered back, "I found the remote!"