Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination givenby the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will befree to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution willdetain them for five years.
Thedoctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board lookingover an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms. Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
Thethird patient looks over the side and refuses to jump."Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?"asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
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