Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Making people happy

President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One.George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out ofthe window and make ten people very happy."

Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out ofthe window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot,"Such big-shots back there. Shit, I could throw all of them out of the windowand make 56 million people very happy."

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