A elderly, single, third grade teacher was informed she would have to teach sex education.
She was quite upset and refused the assignment. She didn’t think she would actually be able to talk about the subject. Eventually, she changed her mind asthe alternative was to be fired.
On the first day of school she drew a woman’s body on the blackboard, pointed to the chest and asked the class “Does anyone know what this is called?”
Jane, who was sitting in the first row, raised her hand and answered “It’scalled a ‘breast’ and my mommy has two of them!”
“Very good,” said the teacher. Then she drew a male body on the board, pointed to the groin, and asked “Does anyone know what this is called?”
This time Billy raised his hand. “I know what it is! It’s called a ‘penis’ and my daddy has two of them.”
“That’s the right name,” said the teacher, but I don’t think your daddy has two of them.”
“Yes he does!” said Billy. “He has a little one that he uses to pee, and big one he brushes mommy’s teeth with!”
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Thursday, May 22, 2008
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Who is real teacher !!! Student or Teacher ????
ONE NIGHT 4 MBA STUDENTS WERE BOOZING TILL LATE NIGHT AND DIDN'TSTUDY FOR THE TEST WHICH WAS SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY.IN THE MORNING THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE THEMSELVES LOOK ASDIRTY AND WEIRD AS THEY COULD WITH GREASE AND DIRT.
THEY THEN WENT UPTO THE DEAN AND SAID THAT THEY HAD GONE OUT TO A WEDDING LAST NIGHT ANDON THEIR RETURN THE TYRE OF THEIR CAR BURST AND THEY HAD TO PUSH THECAR ALL THE WAY BACK AND THAT THEY WERE IN NO CONDITION TO APPEAR FORTHE TEST.
SO THE DEAN SAID THEY CAN HAVE THE RETEST AFTER 3 DAYS.THEY SAID THEY WILLBE READY BY THAT TIME.
ON THE THIRD DAY THEY APPEARED BEFORE THE DEAN.THE DEAN SAID THAT THIS WAS A SPECIAL CONDITION TE ST. ALL FOUR WERE REQUIREDTO SIT IN SEPARATE CLASSROOMS FOR THE TEST. THEY ALL AGREED AS THEY HADPREPARED WELL IN THE LAST THREE DAYS.
THE TEST CONSISTED OF 2 QUESTIONS WITH TOT AL OF 100 MARKS.
Q .1. YOUR NAME ............ ......... ....( 2 MARKS )
Q.2. WHICH TYRE BURST ............ ...( 98 MARKS ).
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