Wednesday, May 14, 2008

One Man's Dilemma...

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt,A button fell off.
After that, I picked up my briefcase,And the handle fell off.
Then I went to open the door, and theDoorknob fell off.
I went to get into my car, and the doorHandle came off in my hand.
Now I'm afraid to pee. *
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