Sunday, July 31, 2011

Ustaad Ne Farmaya

Hamare ustaad ji ne farmaya ke Beta:

Machhi aur Bachhi khud pakar ke khao to mazaa hain.

Lund aur Qanoon kabhi haath main na lo.

Naukri aur tatton pe kabhi laat naa maro.

Larki jitni marzi lambi ho lund late kar hi leti hain.

Lohe par hathorra aur chooot par lora tab maro jab woh garam ho.

Kismat ki karni chooot ki garmi or lund ki besharmi nahin rukti.

Aur ehtyat se $ex karo kyun ke Bandook se nikli faulad aur pait se nikli aulad kabbi waapis nahin jaati.

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