Sunday, October 3, 2010

santa running after a bus

Santa Ek Bus Ke Piche Teji Se Bhaag Raha Tha Aakhir Mein Usne Bus Pakad Hi Li.

Wo Driver Ke Pass Gaya Or Usko Bola – “Ye Bus Teri Ma Lagti Hai?”

Driver Bola – “Nahi”

Santa – “Behan Lagdi Hai?”

Driver – “Nahi”

Santa – “Biwi Lagti Hai?”

Driver – “Nahi”

Santa – “To Saale Fir Chadne Kyu Nahi Deta.”

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