Sunday, October 3, 2010

Ghanta Singh Back from delhi

1 baar Ghanta Singh delhi gumne gaya
delhi se aate hue wo folding bed kharid k leke aaya

aate hue raaste mein delhi railway station par use uska frnd milta hai or wo poochta hai
frnd...: ye folding bed kitne ka laaaya
man-: 1000 rs.ka

frnd-: kyun marwa aaya gand??humare yaha to 800 ka milta hai.
Ghanta Singh feel shy n start his journy

again in train meets another frnd
oye ye bed kitne ka laaya?
Ghanta Singh : thoda rate kam karke bola ki 800 ka
frnd : kyun marwa aaya gand humare yaha to 500 ka milta hai

to fir wo mum railway station par pohunch gaya or use fir uska dost mil gaya
frnd :are ye bed kitne ka laay yaar??
Ghanta Singh : 500 ka....
frnd : areee marwa aaya gand yaha mum mein to 300 ka milta hai...

at last he reach the home and his fathe asks him kaha se aa raha hai ?
Ghanta Singh-: gand marwa ke
father : to saale bed bhi ghar se leke gaya tha kya.??????

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Ouch....

A man had been in a terrible car accident, and woke up in the hospital. Looking around, he noticed a doctor leaning over his bed. "...