Sunday, November 22, 2009

a newborn baby

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Rodger, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel ?'


Rodger says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'

'Really! ?

Like a newborn baby!?'

'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

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Ouch....

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