Tuesday, November 17, 2009

BEST Blonde joke

A blonde was driving down the Freeway when her Mobile phone rang.
It was her husband warning her:

"Darling", he said, "I just heard on the news that there is a car
going the wrong way down the Freeway. Please be careful!"

"Its not just one car", cried the blonde, "There's fucking
hundreds of them!"

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Ouch....

A man had been in a terrible car accident, and woke up in the hospital. Looking around, he noticed a doctor leaning over his bed. "...