Sunday, January 4, 2009

bad golf

Taking advantage of a balmy day in New York, my brother and three
other priests swapped their clerical garb for polos and khakis and
time out on the golf course. After several really horrible shots,
their caddy asked, "You guys wouldn't be priests by any chance?"

"Actually, yes, we are," one cleric replied. "Why?"

"Because," said the caddy, "I've never seen such bad golf and such
clean language."

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Ouch....

A man had been in a terrible car accident, and woke up in the hospital. Looking around, he noticed a doctor leaning over his bed. "...