Thursday, July 3, 2008

Contribution for Boss

Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around. Some are in loud discussions during office time.....

Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and enquire about what happened to a senior employee, They ask, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss" They're asking for a Rs.500 Crores ransom, otherwise they're going to douse him with petrol and set him on fire. We're going from desk to desk, taking up a collection."

One Trainee asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?

"About 10 litres."

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Ouch....

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