Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Muze mat maaro...

Wife : Ek baat bolu??

Husband : Bolo

Wife : Maaroge to nahi?

Husbund : Nahi to, kya baat hai?

Wife : mai pregnant hun

Husband : Hurray!!! Its gud news, dar kyu rahi thi??

Wife : College ke dino mai papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi

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Ouch....

A man had been in a terrible car accident, and woke up in the hospital. Looking around, he noticed a doctor leaning over his bed. "...