Friday, June 13, 2008

Does Heart Have Legs?

One fine day at school, the teacher was teaching about the heart. After she had finished she said, "If any one has any doubts about what I have taught please ask."

Little Bobby stands up and asks,"Teacher, does the heart have legs?"

She replies, "no it doesn't. What makes you ask such a question?"

He says "Last night when I went into my parents bedroom.

I over heard my dad saying SWEET HEART spread your LEGS"

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Ouch....

A man had been in a terrible car accident, and woke up in the hospital. Looking around, he noticed a doctor leaning over his bed. "...