Monday, May 19, 2008

The Bridal Suite

On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to get changed.The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing herbeautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, youcan open your robe."

The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh,aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My word, you are so beautiful, let me take yourpicture.

Puzzled, she asks, "My picture?"

He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heartforever."

She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom toshower.

He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear arobe? We are married now."

At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, oh, oh my, let me geta picture."

He beams and asks, "Why?"

She answers, "So I can get it enlarged."

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