Monday, May 19, 2008

All Depends on Management

Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav weretravelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all threeof them died.

Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.

He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN.But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.

Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All thethree of them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, allmisused public positions, etc.

Then why the differential treatment?

He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluationbefore a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion orpre-conceived notions.

Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for anEnglish test.

PVNR is asked to spell " INDIA " and he does it correctly.

Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes.

It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ".

Laloo protests that he doesn't know English.

He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question andthus forced to fail with false intent.

Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give anotherchance assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi wou ldprovide an equal platform for all three).

PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easily anpasses.

Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes.

Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....."Tough one.

He fails again.

Laloo is extremely unhappy.

Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't), he now requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in hist oryYama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take any more tests.

PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence ?" He replied "1947"and passed.

Advani is asked "How many people died during the independencestruggle?"

He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or200,000 or 300,000.

Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.

It's Laloo's turn now.

Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 whodied in the struggle.

Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.